Plantain? Not a banana?

Hard, tricky to peel
Plantain? Not a banana?
Cook. Do not eat raw

Thank you everyone, for your kind words of advice on how to resurrect my bananas, and the lovely fruit-inspired haikus.  Sadly, they are beyond hope; it is now 17 days since I bought them and they are still rock hard.

Now searching for plantain recipes – I hate waste…